Hey :) How you doin?
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
when you finally get that bitch off your best friend’s list on snapchat
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports